Ben - The lost key

There was once a guy named jeff and he had an old fashion silver key to unlock his 50's style home, he wore ripped jeans and a striped shirt and he always had his key in his jeans 24 hours a day 7 days a week, he even puts them in his Jeans even when they go in the washing machine, but they still survive. One day he was walking home and the keys dropped out of his pocket.  Jeff didn't notice he had dropped the key until he got home, he couldn't be bothered going to pick it up, so he let the key lie on the frosty cold grass forever. Jeff eventually died of natural causes but the key was having the time of its life.

By Ben